Blog Pause Day 2: Do you recognize your dinner preparations in this post?
Originally posted April 27, 2012
I'm raising a young chef. Even as I type this, I'm scratching my head
-- which is hard to do because both typing and scratching require the
coordinated use of your fingers. My daughter doesn't get this budding culinary aptitude from me. At this
juncture in life with three young children underfoot, my cooking
philosophy is "Eat to Live." There's little art involved, just
It's a shame because when someone cooks with flair, it's beautiful.
I noticed this the other day when my daughter bypassed cartoons in order
to watch the Food Network. When she discovered this channel
she looked at us deeply as if we had been depriving her, as if she were
thinking, Food Network, where have you been my whole life?
The chef was making lobster risotto. My daughter was enthralled and, to
be honest, I was too. Everything about the way she worked was
systematic, smooth, calm, and pleasant, and for a moment I felt a desire
to cook rise up within me. Not just to cook -- but to create something
Then I snapped back into reality. Because what I'd actually like to see
on the Food Network is a reality cooking show. It can be filmed at my
house, and it would go something like this:
At the start of the show, I'd scramble to see what we have in the
refrigerator and make a quick decision that we'd be making tacos. I
wouldn't call it tacos, of course. I'd call it Mexican Fiesta Night.
Two out of three children would cheer. Ole! One would declare that she no
longer likes Mexican food, although it was her favorite last week.
As I browned the ground beef and spoke to the camera about the fine
aroma, my kids would begin fighting in the background over a toy that
previously had been untouched for 17 days until one picked it up and the
other two decided that they, too, must play with it instantly.
Instead of having ingredients prepped and measured in adorably matching
dishes at the onset, I would scramble to grate cheese, cut tomatoes, and
shred lettuce, only to realize that we are nearly out of cheese and our
lettuce is wilted. At the last minute, I'd decide that canned corn
would be a nice addition. Isn't that color just beautiful, I'd comment, wiping my hands on my back pockets because my dish towel currently is serving as a blanket for someone's doll.
Periodically as I worked, small hands would reach onto the kitchen
island to steal
food items. One child would wrap herself around my leg, hindering my
movement around the kitchen. Someone would yell from the bathroom that
they just went potty and need to be wiped. Cue commercial break.
Once I'm back, the camera would capture me delicately scooping meat and
sprinkling a meager ration of cheese into each taco shell, confirming
"You wanted a hard taco, right?" while making direct eye contact with
each child and observing the nod of affirmation in return. I'd carry
plates to the table and we'd pray. Mere seconds after "amen" one child
would look at her plate, shocked, and announce, "But I wanted a soft taco."
Three minutes into dinner, I'd remember to sit down at the kitchen
table. Instead of leisurely sipping sangria from stemware, I'd be
drinking water from a plastic cup with butterflies even though I'm
positive that it's not my glass. After wiping up one spill, dinner
would be finished in six minutes.
I'd wipe down the table and clean up the highchair. I'd sweep the
remnants of cheese, ground beef, taco shell crumbs, and corn kernels
from the floor, empty the trash, load the dishwasher, and finally sit
Two minutes would pass. Someone would ask for a snack.
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