The most unlikely blog post in 100 or fewer words:
My three children recently accompanied me as I shopped for a swimsuit. Do you realize how loaded this situation is? How ripe for failure? It's a quest that stands upon the edge of a knife even without inviting your offspring to wait with you in a closet-sized space blocked by a door that doesn't entirely reach the floor and entices toddlers to climb underneath and flee.
And yet, my children cooperated perfectly. I found a flattering and reasonably priced swimsuit. We exited of the store in thirty minutes, tops.
I told you that this was an unlikely post.