Short and Sweet: The Most Unlikely Blog Post

The most unlikely blog post in 100 or fewer words:

My three children recently accompanied me as I shopped for a swimsuit.  Do you realize how loaded this situation is?  How ripe for failure?  It's a quest that stands upon the edge of a knife even without inviting your offspring to wait with you in a closet-sized space blocked by a door that doesn't entirely reach the floor and entices toddlers to climb underneath and flee.

And yet, my children cooperated perfectly.  I found a flattering and reasonably priced swimsuit.  We exited of the store in thirty minutes, tops.

True story.

I told you that this was an unlikely post.